Representin'

Hello everyone. I hope you are doing well. I'm doing surprisingly well, considering mommy and daddy took me to the doctor yesterday for the ole "snip snip" (if you don't know what I'm talking about, ask your closest Jewish friend). I've been sleeping a lot, and eating less frequently, which I'm sure is making mommy a much happier person :) All in all, these have been a great 9 days so far. Not a lot to complain about.

Today, I'd like to let you all know a little about myself. There are two things that mean a lot to me in this world that I'd like to talk about: male modeling and the OU Sooners. So to answer your question, Kenyon, my parents have already been teaching me in the wise ways of the crimson and cream. I guess you could say I'm already "Cali born, Sooner bred." Below you will find a collage (yes I know what you're thinking; "this kid's a genius. He already knows how to make a collage, as well as spell the word and use it in a sentence. As my Uncle Adam likes to say, "Get over it." I'm going to say and do a lot of amazing things in my lifetime, so get ready.) ...anyway, below is a collage of me in my favorite outfit:

So, fellow sooners, there's no need to worry. I vow to never be a Cowboy (Dallas or OSU), a longhorn, or a trojan. Case closed.

Another important part of my life if male modeling. I'm already working on some of my favorite faces, modeled after the 3-time male model of the year award winner and my personal favorite male model, Derek Zoolander. As you can see below, at only one week, I'm already perfecting my new looks, modeled after Zoolander's. So keep an eye out for me, Micahlander, for I will soon be coming to a billboard near you.

It's really tough being really, really, really, extremely good looking.

-Micah